1) YOU GOTTA PAY TO PLAY
Wise words from a client that I sincerely hope one day reads that his words still live on. Tipping is so important it has its own section on the site. Tipping makes for a great show. So don’t show up to the party if your not ready to tip.
All love in the Haus of SinCal Ladies and Gents. We like to keep the “Merchandise” in “Brand New” condition. The next show shouldn’t see your hand prints or see any love marks. This is no competition so any spanking must be done in a playful gentle manner. Please Be Respectful.
3) NO PHONES. NO CAMERAS
As much as we are flattered that you may want a photo or video of us we ask that you keep in mind all shows are fully nude and it is at the discretion of the dancer if she/ he would like to let you take photos of them before clothes come off. We have day jobs and families too so we take this one very seriously. There will be no refunds if a dancer decides to leave after this rule is broken more than once.
4) ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION
We are entertainers, we are strippers; shit sometimes we are therapists, but if there is one thing we are not…it’s prostitutes. SO, you have been warned. There is no penetration of any sort (fingers, tongues , D****,etc.) Unless of course….You are watching the entertainer perform a Toy Show. We value morals and having immaculate health and hygiene so please DON’T be offended if your entertainer says no to any “Acts of service” you would like to impose.
5) NO LICKING OR BITING
Wanna lick something?…Go get a lollipop. Wanna bite something?…go get some gum. It is not sexy and nobody enjoys seeing marks on skin that could be flawless. Enjoy the view and keep your mouth to yourself.
6) DON’T TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF… WE WILL!
Patience is a virtue. There is no rush. Clothes are coming off and will remain off so please, please, please…. let us put on a SHOW and strip-tease. It’s a part of the fun and fantasy. Plus there is a moment in the show where we play a naughty game and this is when panties come off…DON’T RUIN IT by jumping ahead of yourselves..for first timers this moment is one of the best and most enjoyable moments of the show.
7) DO ENGAGE
Time is MONEY baby! So please don’t waste it! Whether you knew what you were getting into or not, if you have been chosen by the entertainer or your peers to be a volunteer in any point of the show don’t be shy. Enjoy the experience as it may never come your way again. All the time your friends spend trying to get you out of your seat could be spent elsewhere..plus its just fucking Rude.
8) PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND PICK US UP
I can’t tell you how many times i personally have been dropped by drunk people who think standing up with me and trying out their own acrobatic tricks is a good idea while drunk. It’s not..moving on.
9) PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON
We may take em off but please leave that is up to us.
10) WEAVE IT ALONE
Some of us may have extensions…Please “weave” it alone and don’t pull our hair..we may have paid a lot for it ; )